Creditwrench teaches Search Engine Optimization

CREDITWRENCH teaches Uncle Normie

Search Engine Optimization techniques

Just as CREDITWRENCH is an expert on FDCPA he is also an expert in SEO or Search Engine Optimization techniques. Maybe if Uncle Normie can slow down his topic switching long enough to listen instead of braying so much he might just learn something.

Today he has promised us he would expose CREDITWRENCH CEO Bill Bauer on 3 different topics. Here is his latest one.

I was just wondering why CREDITWRENCH CEO Bill Bauer continually changes postions on what exactly it is he offers for the price he charges. Perhaps the meta tags on his website will provide some insight.

His CREDITWRENCH.COM meta tags include the key words of:

free credit repair, credit repair, legal credit repair, credit repair tactics.

Interesting. Next let's explore exactly what the courts have deemed a credit repair enterprise versus what CREDITWRENCH CEO Bill Bauer claims he does.I was just wondering why CREDITWRENCH CEO Bill Bauer continually changes postions

First of all, CREDITWRENCH has at least taught Uncle Normie what meta tags are and a little bit about how they are used. It has indeed been a laborious task trying to teach the thick headed jackass anything at all but apparently at least a few concepts stick after I have beat him with them a sufficient number of times. He obviously hasn't learned much but every litter bit helps.

Meta tags are what search engines used to search for in order to determine what search terms a webmaster wanted to be listed under. That is not so any more. Very few search engines use meta tags anymore with the exception of the title tag. That one is very important and should normally be packed with as many keywords as possible. Most webmasters never did understand the proper use of meta tags and were always putting in idiotic stuff that had no relationship at all to the content of their webpages.

Obviously Normie understands that part of it real well since nothing he puts in his silly rants bears any relationship to the truth of the matter anyway.

Meta tags were often packed with keywords and phrases that had no real relationship with what the webpage was really about for the simple reason that back then people who searched for credit repair didn't actually understand the process at all and for the newbies just coming on to the internet that is still true. They have heard of credit repair on radio and TV but have no idea what it is all about or how to go about it.

A web page such as the ones owned by CREDITWRENCH didn't stand a chance of getting a decent listing in the rankings unless they used keywords and phrases that the newbies could relate to. That is no longer true because search engines no longer use the meta tags to compile their listings, yet even though meta tags are now more or less useless they still remain because webmasters such as CREDITWRENCH who have thousands of pages left over from the old days simply don't have the time to chase them down and either change them or erase them.

CREDITWRENCH has more than 4,000 webpages out there and many more are being generated each and every day. I'm sure you don't understand how that can be true but I generate many webpages every day without ever lifting a finger to do so. All happens automatically.

Uncle Normie is so stupid and knows so little about search engines and how they operate that he runs out and signs up for a blog without ever knowing a thing about how to properly name and operate one and like the damned dumb jackass he is he has to steal someone else's trade name and add some dreamed up crap to it and then start posting all manner of nonsense on it. Then he gets out his crack pipe, stokes it up and runs off to the search engines putting in silly stuff like the stolen name of his great new blog as a search term and naturally comes up #1 on top.

Then he runs off to message boards and posts the following:
#1 and loudly proclaims that he is winning the search engine race against the great CREDITWRENCH but his problem is that he is so stupid he don't realize that nobody at all is going to search for the term CREDITWRENCH-THETRUTH

Too stupid to understand that people will never use that as a search term. Too stupid to understand that he is only #1 for a search term that nobody will ever use.

If you want to claim you are good, number one on top you need to understand that you have no claim to fame until you can put your rival's name in a search engine like YAHOO and come up #1 and #2 over your rival for his own name.

When you can do that then you can say you are good!

One thing Normie is smart enough to do is to realize that if he can't win one argument then he better go get another one. And when he discovers he can't win that one he gets out his crack pipe and pops up with another one, ad infinitium, ad nauseum.

Normie will never learn that he is up against an expert in many fields, not just one and too stupid to realize that the smart thing to do would be to just give it up and go sit on his welfare paid for couch and watch TV.

As I told you before, Normie, if you can't run with the big dogs best you just stay home and hide out under the porch. All you seem good at so far is refreshing your counter as fast as you can.

You seem to have punched it at least 380 times so far in the last 24 hours. I got about 54 hits today on my silly bean counter but we both know that is not telling the whole story.

The real truth is that you can't possibly have had anywhere near 380 hits for the very simple reason that my creditwrench blog got 221 hits today and that blog gets way more hits than yours will ever get. That's how I can prove you are just sitting there on your welfare couch and banging the day away just to run up your silly bean counter.

You ought to be ashamed of yourself for trying to pull the wool over people's eyes and giving out all that false and misleading information Normie.

Creditwrench and the 3 banks trick.

The 3 banks trick first came out about 1935 or so and was published in Popular Mechanics Magazine back then as being a viable way to get one's credit started or improved. CREDITWRENCH did not invent the method but did use it one time back in 1975 and it worked just fine.

It was also published in booklet form and sold through such fine merchants as Waldon Books, Barnes & Noble and many others and it might even be available through Amazon if one were to search carefully enough.

The trick is also well known to most bankers and is not frowned upon by most of them although they will not likely be willing to work with you for the smaller amounts that they once did for the simple reason that the amount of interest that they would earn would not be sufficient to offset their bookkeeping and maintenance costs.

When I did it back in 1975 there was no problem at all in finding 3 banks willing to accept a $300 deposit in a savings account and then immediately loan money back using the savings account as security for the loan. Today I doubt if they would be willing to cooperate unless the deposit amount offered were at least $500. If it were less than that their earnings would not be enough to make it worthwhile.

Most bank loan officers will recognize immediately what your purpose is and exactly what and how you intend to do it although they may not say anything.

Naturally, there will be some who will not go along with it. I'm quite sure that it is a bit more difficult to do now than it was even 35 years ago.

Regardless of how well respected a method might be there is always going to be some braying jackass trying to build up his badly battered and bruised ego by tearing down the works of others.

A new twist of the donkey's tail has just ocurred. Uncle Normie has apparently decided that he was about to take a wrong turn in bashing well respected authors of good financial advice so he suddenly changed to an attempt to discredit based on what
has been posted on artof credit. Just take a look at his latest braying.

CREDITWRENCH'S standing on the internet

Next we'll look at CREDITWRENCH lack of credibility within the internet community. There are too many examples to list in one post, but here is a preview of what is to come.

Art of credit has been denounced on so many forums that it isn't even funny. The way the pump up credibility is by having their members go out on other message boards they can find and post multitudes of messages proclaiming art of credit to be the greatest thing since sliced bread. Art of Credit is run by a person who has an intense hatred for me and so it is natural that Normie can find a few posts by people claiming all manner of false things about me.

Let him bring it on because I know of a few boards where he isn't liked all that well either and will be only too happy to post a few choice comments about Normie made by posters on other boards. We can start with this one.


And here is another one from one of his admirers. (LOL)

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OK, not reading all of that or any of it.

Just tell the truth. That E Normis wants to be Dr Tax but instead he's Dr Dickwad.

I found a really great portrait of his wife from the 70's holding their youngest, Mitchel:

Awww, he takes after his father.

And here is another one from one of his admirers. (LOL)

#1 Dr Tax wannabe who's half-baked plan has come to fruition.

#1 Load ass

#1 Frustrated cynic, who has to go after someone's parents to try and get to them.

Get out of the house and do something web log pussy.

All that is going to happen now is that he will come up with a few people such as jlynn, Dr. Tax aka Flyingifr, and other memebers of the jackass cult known as art of credit and I'll come up with even more testimonial from happy and well satisfied students who have had outstanding success using creditwrench methods.

His problem is that he is trying to fight a battle of wits and he is only half armed if that.

Creditwrench suggestions praised by AOC

Creditwrench suggestions praised by Art of Credit forum

CREDITWRENCH is indeed pleased that even those who hate him the most are finally beginning to see the real truth about CREDITWRENCH.

Of course, not all agree that CREDITWRENCH is the best and always has the best ideas. That is quite natural. One of CREDITWRENCH's naysayers who calls himself "jlyinn" even had the temerity to claim that he had invented the CREDITWRENCH method back in 2003 without realizing that CREDITWRENCH first used the method a full two years before that.

Jlynn'S copycat version was slightly different but very similiar. He outlined it on creditnet back in 2003 and claimed that another poster not seen much on forums anymore named psychdoc had first used the trick and that was another bit of false and misleading information because psychdoc is an old, old friend of mine and he learned the trick from me and he used it successfully back then too.

FLACORPS, another poster on AOC states that s/he used the method way back in 1980 with great success. That is entirely possible. After all, what is so great about the idea that nobody else could have thought about it and saw it's usefulness? It don't take a real Einstein to come up with great ideas but it sure does take an enormis jackass to try to put everybody else down and attempt to make them look like fools all the while trying to make himself look like a genius.

TowerRat, an attorney and a well respected poster on artofcredit also says that the enormis jackass is wrong and that the method should work well.

Other posters on art of credit also commented on how good they thought the method worked and made statements completely contrary to the brayings of the enormis jackass. And of course, there were other posters who found fault with it. That is natural in any discussion.

Contrary to the misleading statements of such naysayers as the enormis jackass, jlynn and one or two more, if properly used and properly applied under the right circumstances, the CREDITWRENCH idea does work and does work well as do all of the methods used and advocated by CREDITWRENCH.

The essential part of the method is to remember to give the credit bureaus the option of either deleting the offending listing or in the alternative print the CREDITWRENCH 100 word or less statement. Naturally, you don't want them to print it. What you are after is a deletion of the tradeline. If you don't clearly give them the option to delete the results will probably not be to your liking either.

Also, as I pointed out in my posting, it is very rare that the proper circumstances arise that would make the method workable. One cannot flng it about willy nilly and expect good results. Indiscriminate use of the method will surely result in disaster.

It is obvious from the postings on creditnet and on artofcredit that anyone who pays attention to the brayings of an enormis jackass is going to be led astray and miss out on the benefits to be gained by CREDITWRENCH methods.

Once a person starts using false and artificially pumped up webpage counters, spends his time digging through search engines using all manner of inane search terms such as [sue "creditwrench"], tells whopping lies in an attempt to make himself look like some kind of expert he can no longer be trusted for anything nor believed by anybody.

He is nothing but a demented jackass uselessly braying away.

There is another article about CREDITWRENCH and the methods taught on the artofcredit blog which everyone should read.

CREDITWRENCH accused of credit repair schemes

CREDITWRENCH is often falsely accused

of running a credit repair scam among other things.

The latest con artist attempting to do so has said

quote:

In my prior post I brought to light one of the methods CREDITWRENCH Bill Bauer proposes to repair credit Regarding this particular method of credit repair he claims "I've never had it fail yet." That statement is an obvious lure for an unwary consumer to subscribe to his credit repair methods.

As usual, those who attempt to villify others and present them in false lights usually come up with highly inflamatory statements that are untruthful, deceitful, and misleading. Creditwrench illustrates the techniques used by those attempting to further their own agendas in his article of February 12, 2005 in which he describes the likelihood of America being involved in yet another war of agression against Iran and how it is being promoted.

"Weapons of Mass Destruction"

they cry and loose the dogs of war once more.

And here is why it will fail in the end.

All wealth has it's limits and that is an axiom that is as old as civilization itself. Americans are being hit with ever increasing tax burdens to pay for it and also being asked to pay for it with the lives of their sons and daughters. America is not exempt from the fact that we have only a limited amount of wealth, a limited number of lives to give before the American people will stand for it no more.

"Credit Repair Scam"

they cry and loose their prattling tongues once more.

And here is why it will fail in the end.

CREDITWRENCH does not sell credit repair information.

CREDITWRENCH has never claimed to know anything about credit repair and has always denounced the garbage of those who think they do.

The antics of the latest boob falsely claiming that CREDITWRENCH sells credit repair information are really hilarious to say the least. He is trying to scam people into believing his ludicrous tales of popularity by putting up a free hit counter on his blog. He just put it there late yesterday and when he put it up there it showed that 2335 people had visited his blog the instant it became visible. And that is the figure he said he wanted the counter to start with. Then he sat in his little chair and kept hitting the refresh button until last night at midnight it falsely showed that 2466 people had visited the blog. And here it is, 9:00 A.M. and he has refreshed his page enough to make it show that 2522 people have visited his blog.

In order to prove his perfidity, I went to the same place he got his counter and set one up too and I set mine to show that 5450 people have visited this blog in the beginning and at this time it now shows 5457 people have visited this board and most of those 7 people have been the enormis jackass clicking on it to see what I have written about him.

How do we know that there isn't a crying chance that 131 people have visited his blog overnight? There are two ways we can know that. The first is the false counter I put up on this blog and the second is his hilariously funny statement that he is #1 on top for the search term "CREDITWRENCH-THETRUTH".

Why is it so funny that he is #1 and #2 on top for that search term? Here is why. Nobody is going to search for that term. If anybody really wanted to know the truth about CREDITWRENCH they would obviously put just exactly that in the search box. Common sense tells us that nobody is going to search for "creditwrench-thetruth"
and even if they do he will only have the top two slots while I got all the rest.

Uncle Normie is nothing more than a braying jackass.

If you have been ripped off by a credit repair firm you can complain here

If you have been mislead by the false and misleading statements of Uncle Normie all you can do is cry alot and send him an email complaing about it. unclenormie@oklahomacity.usa.com